raw results:We open with a retelling of the DX Reunion That Wasn't. The music video plays, the pyros flare, and we are LIVE from Greensboro, NC. Tonight we'll see RVD put the IC Title on the line against Benoit, and Ric Flair fighting The Rock for the Undisputed Title. But first...

Everyone's favorite Raw GM, Eric Bischoff makes his way to the ring. Bischoff told Steph that he'd knock her out, and when he knocks someone out, they don't get up. The men he stole from SmackDown! are... Test and the WWE Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm and Christian, better known as the UnAmericans!

The men come to the ring, with Test flying the American flag upside-down. Storm thanks Bischoff for letting them speak, because they have a message. The flag stands for the upside-down beliefs and values of American society. We're taught to idolize celebs and "American Icons" like the fat druggie Elvis, the manic-depressive Marilyn Monroe, and the alcoholic Babe Ruth who slept with prostitutes. And that's what John Wayne became when his family pimped his image to beer companies after he died.

Christian lets us know that the heart of America is as cold as Ted Williams' frozen corpse. The average teen can list every Britney Spears song, but not the Bill of Rights. American children would rather eat Big Macs and look for porn than learn reading and writing. And Americans have to wonder why the world hates them?

But Lance points to Bischoff and tells us that he is a good American. Bischoff took advantage of America's freedoms and made something of himself.

Ah, ah! Ah! Ah! The Heartbreak Kid comes out on stage and says that he wants Triple H. Shawn doesn't know if he has the night off, or is stuck in traffic, or shot himself after listening to these pinheads, but Michaels wants to exercise his right to beat Triple H all over the ring. Bischoff tells him that Triple H isn't here yet, but when he is, he'll probably want to speak to Shawn face to face.

Test tells Michaels to get the hell off the stage. Michaels accuses Test of being pissed at him for beating the hell out of their Canadian hero Bret Hart. But they should do like Hart and get over it. He tells Bischoff to find Triple H, or else Michaels will bring him what's left. With this, HBK takes his leave.

Lance says that they came to Raw to make their voices heard, to do something, to make an impact. In short, they're here to do everything UnAmerican.

We come back as Bischoff gets done firing up Eddie Guerrero. A worker tells Bischoff that a woman is in the parking lot to see him. Eric tells him to tell her to sit tight.

Booker T vs. Eddie Guerrero
In the arena, Booker T comes down to face Latino Heat. Eddie starts by beating Booker into the corner, but Booker flapjacks him and catches him with a spinning heel kick 1-2-kickout. Scoop slam by Booker, then a back elbow 1-2-kickout.

Eddie rolls under a thrust kick, then flips over a suplex, hitting a back suplex of his own. Stomps to the back of Booker, then shoulder thrusts in the corner. Dropkick to the back by Eddie, then a snapmare into a half-arm Camel Clutch. Eddie smashes Booker back down, then presses 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout.

Punches in the corner by Eddie, who then attempts to expose a turnbuckle. Booker starts fighting back, and back body drops Eddie. Jumping calf kick by Booker 1-2-kickout.

Chops by Booker, but Eddie takes him down with a headscissors. Eddie goes back to his corner and succeeds in exposing the turnbuckle. Booker keeps from running into the turnbuckle, then flapjacks Eddie head-first into the steel corner! Scissors kick by Booker 1-2-3!

In the garage, Bischoff opens the limo to find not Stephanie, but Moolah and Mae Young. He yells for them to get the hell away from his building and shuts the door.

In the back, Shawn Michaels storms the halls looking for Triple H, but finds Booker and Goldust. Booker asks HBK how it feels to have his ass kicked by someone he thought was on his side. Michaels says that this doesn't concern him and walks off.

Trish Stratus & BuhBuh Dudley vs. Molly Holly & William Regal
After Trish and BuhBuh come down, Molly tells them that Regal strained a muscle and can't compete, but Bischoff let her find a suitable replacement. The Big Show marches down, as King and JR worry that intergender rules mean Show could fight Trish.

Molly and Trish start, with Trish hitting an armdrag and a hiptoss. Molly takes Trish down by the hair and tags in Big Show. Show walks over and drops an elbow, but Trish rolls away in time and tags in BuhBuh. Clubs in the back by Show, then elbows to the shoulder. Show picks BuhBuh up by the arm and pulls on the shoulder, then slams him down. Armdrag by Show, then a hard whip into the corner. More elbows to BuhBuh's shoulder, but Show misses a stomp and gets caught on the ropes. Tag to Molly.

Molly gets whipped into the corner, where Trish tags in and takes Molly down 1-2-kickout. Super Hurricanrana by Trish 1-2-kickout. Show knocks Trish down from the corner, prompting BuhBuh to knock Show off the apron. BuhBuh pulls Molly down and sets her for the Wassup Headbutt, but Show runs in and takes BuhBuh out of the ring, 'buckling Trish in the process. Superplex by Molly 1-2-shoulder up!

Molly goes up top for the Molly-Go-Round, but Trish moves out of the way. BuhBuh lifts Molly on his shoulders and Trish goes up for the Doomsday Device 1-2-3!

After the match, Show comes in the ring, shoves Trish aside and hits BuhBuh with the ShowStopper. Show takes BuhBuh's advice and gets the tables, setting one up in the ring. Trish comes in with a chair, but Show swats it away and grabs her. He picks her up for a chokeslam through the table, but BuhBuh nails Show with the chair before he can complete the move.

In the back, Show yells at Michaels if he saw what they did to him, but Shawn says he didn't have time to watch it nor does he have time to talk about it. As Michaels walks off, Show says he might make Shawn have time.

In the back, Flair tells Jeff Hardy about how great he is, and says that he shouldn't have to go out every week. Flair tells this to Bischoff, but Eric says that Jeff vs. Bradshaw in a Hardcore Match is good television. Jeff says he's glad to fight tonight in his hometown. Eric says he heard Flair has something to say, but Ric says that he's going to wait til the end.

Mae Young comes up and tries to kiss Bischoff, with Moolah saying that until Eric helps her promote her book, Mae will keep kissing. Bischoff gets an idea and says he'll help, then says that Mae's breath smells like fertilizer.

WWE Hardcore Championship
-Jeff Hardy vs. Bradshaw
Bradshaw scoop slams Jeff and hits an elbow drop for an early two count. Jeff cradles him for a quick count. Fallaway Slam by Bradshaw, that sends Jeff outside. Bradshaw whips Jeff into the stairs, then tosses said stairs into the ring. Bradshaw also tosses in some garbage cans, smashing one of them into Jeff. Back in the ring, Jeff hits Bradshaw with a can 1-2-shoulder up.

Bradshaw boots Jeff down, then lays him on the stairs. Bradshaw calls for the end and goes on the stairs, looking for a piledriver, but Jeff flips him over. Jeff goes outside and gets a ladder, setting in up in the corner of the ring. Bradshaw nails Jeff with the stairs, then whips him into the corner. Whisper in the Wind by Jeff, but he turns into a lidshot.

Jeff nails Bradshaw with a lid a few times, then goes to the ladder. Bradshaw climbs the ladder as well, but Jeff knocks him off with five shots with the lid. Jeff climbs the ladder and hits the Swanton 1-2-3! Jeff Hardy captures the Hardcore Title!

As Jeff celebrates, Johnny The Bull comes down and takes Jeff out 1-2-3! Johnny The Bull takes the Title! Bradshaw hits Johnny with the Clothesline From Hell, but before he can pin, Tommy Dreamer runs in and nails Bradshaw with the kendo stick 1-2-3! Tommy Dreamer leaves with the Hardcore Title!

In the back, Regal and the UnAmericans talk about how much they hate America, when Benoit comes out. Christian wishes Benoit luck, but the Crippler says he doesn't need any luck.

WWE Intercontinental Championship
-Rob Van Dam (c) vs. Chris Benoit
They lock up and reverse waistlocks, then hammerlocks. More reversals, then RVD catches Benoit with a heel kick. Benoit attacks Van Dam and kicks him into the corner, but RVD elbows out. Springboard crossbody by RVD 1-2-kickout.

Van Dam catches Benoti with a dropkick that sends him out of the ring. Van Dam runs and dives far above the ropes and takes out Benoit. Back in the ring, RVD hits a slingshot legdrop 1-2-shoulder up.

Benoit runs the ropes and RVD splits low, but Benoit dropkicks him in the face. Shoulder breaker by Benoit, who then runs the same shoulder into the ringpost. Punches by Benoit, then a legdrop onto the shoulder. Benoit wraps up RVD's shoulder and pulls, using the ropes for illegal leverage. Benoit hits a bridged German Suplex 1-2-shoulder up.

Benoit again rams RVD's shoulder into the ringpost, then a back suplex 1-2-shoulder up. Van Dam comes back with a body scissors that he turns into a pin 1-2-kickout. Van Dam hits a step-over heel kick, and both men go down.

Exchange of punches, but Van Dam flapjacks Benoit into the turnbuckles, then hits Rolling Thunder 1-2-shoulder up! Shoulder thrusts by Van Dam, but Benoit looks for the Crossface, only to be taken down with a spinkick. RVD goes up top and leaps for the Five Star, but Benoit attempts to roll away, Van Dam still catching some of Benoit. They stagger up and Benoit strikes, taking Van Dam down with the Crossface! Van Dam crawls and gets his leg on the ropes, forcing Benoit to break the hold.

Stomps by Benoit, who then drags him to the center. Van Dam trips Benoit and pins 1-2-broken and turned into the Crossface! Van Dam breaks the hold and rolls Benoit over, but Benoit continues the roll and puts his legs on the ropes to help get the 1-2-3! Benoit wins the Intercontinental Title!

In the back, Michaels tells the door security to keep watch for Triple H and tell him that Shawn is looking for him if he shows up.

At ringside, Eric Bischoff plugs the Fabulous Moolah's book and introduces the author as well as Mae Young. As Moolah and Mae come to ringside, Bischoff looks on with a smile on his face. Bischoff says that this is Moolah's time, and she can say anything she feels in her allotted three minutes. Moolah says that her mother passed away at eight years old and her family, but Bischoff tells her to talk about her first match. She says she got her ass kicked, but she's still working. Bischoff says she has two minutes left. Mae tells her to talk about Cyndi Lauper, and Moolah calls her a bitch. Mae keeps giving Moolah subjects, without giving her any time to talk. Bischoff says that they aren't entertaining him. Bischoff says that it's a shame that the book is complete because they're about to experience the last chapter.

With this, the Island Boys come in and pick Moolah apart, then scoop slamming Mae. One goes up top and hits a flying splash on poor Mae.

We come back as the EMTs load Mae onto a stretcher. Bischoff says he knew Moolah and Mae would make a big splash tonight. He did this to prove a point. Things happen on Raw because Eric Bischoff is in charge. If he snaps his fingers, things happen.

The Red Devil himself, the Undertaker marches down the ramp, into the ring, and into Bischoff's face. So this is the head brother in chrage, and he thinks that the snapping of his fingers makes things happen? Taker tells Bischoff to snap his fingers right now and we'll see what happens.

Chris Nowinski comes down, saying that Bischoff is in charge, not Undertaker. He tells Bischoff to make Taker apologize. Bischoff says that Nowinski has so much aggression, he can fight Undertaker right now. Nowinski says Bischoff can't just make the Undertaker fight with the snap of his fingers. Taker says that he's right. He won't wrestle Nowinski because Bischoff says so, but because he likes to fight.

Undertaker vs. Christopher Nowinski
Taker knocks Nowinski into the corner and then splashes him. Back elbow by Nowinski, but Taker locks in a choke. Nowinski low blows Taker and dropkicks him down 1-2-kickout.

Big Boot by Taker, who grabs Nowinski's arm and goes rope-walking. Taker calls for the end and hits the Last Ride 1-2-3!

As Taker clears the ring of Nowinski, the UnAmericans come down and circle the ring. They all jump in and start triple-teaming Taker. Test stomps Taker into the corner, then Christian and Storm whip him into Test's Big Boot. Test holds Taker, as Storm and Christian gets chairs and give Taker a ConChairTo! Test tells us to look at our American Badass.

In the back, the UnAmericans celebrate, but say they still have one more piece of business to take care of.

In the back, Coach asks The Rock if he'll be able to make an impact tonight. Rock welcomes himself back to Greensboro. After years of being interviewed from Hermie Kevin Kelley to Masturbating Mark Lloyd, he's glad to have the normal Coach interviewing him, other than that night with the cows. Coach asks what he's talking about, but Rock says it's live TV, so they should move on. Coach says he has no idea what Rock is talking about. Rock knows Coach is from a small farm with Kansas, and when he goes home he gets a little tipsy off moonshine and likes to spend time with the animals, especially his favorite cow Bessie and what he likes to do with the microphone. Coach says he still doesn't follow. Rock proceeds to act out a scene, then says that Coach likes to stick microphones up cows' rectums. Coach says it was just one night. Rock says he was kidding, that sick freak!

Now, the Rock has two things to talk about. First, Brock Lesnar. Rock has a game for Lesnar, and it's called Just Bring It. Brock has Rock at SummerSlam, but if he wants some early, Rock will bring the whoopin and Brock can bring his candy ass.

Secondly, for the first time every, it's the People's Champ vs. the Nature Boy. If you asked Rock a year ago if he'd ever fight Hogan or Flair, he'd call you crazy. But now he's taking on Flair in the middle of North Carolina. The jet-flying, limosine-riding, wheelin-dealin, kiss-stealin Flair goes up against the eyebrow-raising, trail-blazing, heart-stopping, elbow-dropping Rock. Only one word can describe this match: WHOO! If ya smell...Rock walks off camera, only to strut back on, then off, then strut on, then off, then comes back on to finish the phrase.

We come back to find not Rock nor Flair, but The Game, Triple H making his way to the ring! He knows Shawn is in the parking lot waiting, but Trips solves his problems in the ring, like he did last week when he Pedigreed Shawn into the mat. After everything Triple H has done for Shawn, Michaels couldn't do this one thing for him. It was Trips' idea for Michaels to manage him, because he knew they were unstoppable, but Michaels couldn't lower himself to do it. He could never relinquish the spotlight to let anyone else shine. Well the fact is, the Game has passed Michaels by. Triple H is the Show Stopper and The Icon, while Shawn's career is over. Shawn's back is busted up, and his mind is even more broken up. Did he honestly think he could be Triple H's equal? Monday night was a cold slap of reality, and the reality is that Shawn's time in this ring is over. Deep inside, Shawn knows it's true, but all he has left is his pride. He's not going anywhere, so Shawn can either listen to his pride and come to the ring and try to fight, or he can swallow his pride and walk to the ring and accept his new role as manager.

Triple H is told something by a crew member, and Triple H runs from the ring to the back. Cameras follow him, where Triple H finds a group of people surrounding a fallen and bloodied Michaels, next to a car with a broken window. Trips calls for help, starring at his friend's blood-covered face.

Non Title
-The Rock (c) vs. Ric Flair
We come back, and Michaels is being lifted into an ambulance with many of the Raw Superstars and Bischoff looking on. Biscoff tells Trips that he heard he played dirty, but damn! Trips stares at Bischoff, saying that if Biscoff thinks he had anything to do with it, he can f*** off.

dun...dun...dun...Dun Dun! The Nature Boy, Ric Flair looks to please his People with a victory over the Undisputed Champion, The Rock.

Shoulder block by Flair, but Rock hits a few armdrags and a back bodydrop. Shoulder block by Rock, but now Flair hits his own set of armdrags. Rock escapes to the outside, allowing Flair to strut and Whoo! to his pleasure.

Back in the ring, Rock smacks Flair, then starts chopping away. Rock struts around, allowing Flair to hit those famous chops. Flair clotheslines Rock over the top and to the outside.

On the outside, Flair continues with the chops, but back in the ring, Rock starts taking it to Flair. Chops by Rock, which turn into closed-fist punches, then a spinebuster. Rock tosses the elbowpad and runs the ropes for the Elbow, but Flair trips him and looks for the Figure Four! Rock fights out and straps on the SharpShooter, but Flair gets to the ropes.

Rock pulls Flair from the ropes and looks for the SharpShooter, but the Dirtiest Player in the Game pokes him in the eyes and straps on the Figure Four! Rock again fights out and takes Flair into the corner, but Flair punches his way out and lays the smack down on the Rock! Flair struts around, but as he does so, Rock flips up and hits the Rock Bottom 1-2-3!

Flair gets up, and he and Rock shake hands. Rock goes to leave, but Flair brings him back to raise the champion's arm in victory. Flair stays behind. Flair says he has an 3.00 important ann2.00ouncement to make ton1.00ight for his fans.

The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and Jericho appears from behind Flair, nailing him with a chair! The only announcement that needs to be made, he says, is that once again, RAW is JERICHO! End Show

so wot ypou can read hear that chris jerico and the anti amrecins have joind raw and i wonder who has joind smackdown